But at least not imagining things.
It turns out if you keep scrolling through Diagon Ally, past the charts, there are in fact written instructions for each foot. Sigh.
See what I mean about lacking brain power right now?
So the socks have come out of the naughty corner, and as of this morning I can just about see the beginning of the foot pattern emerging.
Hopefully I have enough wits left to follow the written part and I won’t have to frog the whole sock. Do please keep your fingers crossed for me!